Morning all:

Renowned mother-to-be Kirstin Briones staggered through the vaulted archway of the local birthing center. She lunged for the nearest bed she could see, a classic white enameled piece made famous by Florence Nightingale. Grabbing the white enamel frame, the thirty-something mom tried to heave the masterpiece toward her until it tore from its footing and Kirstin collapsed on it sideways, all in a heap beneath the timeless fine Egyptian cotton sheets.

Cheers,
Dirk