“The Prayer”

 Happy Saturday Morning – Busy, busy this week. A graduation and a funeral, plus playing host to our senior daughter who insisted on sleeping in my little office (couch life just won’t do any more). The sleep on a fold out 3”+ pad style affair mandated that a lot of ‘rooting-around’ in the office take place. Best have an extra mug of coffee to absorb all of this.

The funeral required some serious shuffling around my clothes closet to try and assemble an ‘assemble’ of stuff which didn’t have and array of company logos, 5K event sponsors, or some wild Caribbean flower theme. Finally, I found slacks from way before the skinny pants look took hold (Marcia says that what I had looks like a long skirt). My black suit jacket had a ticket stub in the side pocket which made me think I wore it last on February 28, 2004.

So, instead of moping on all this, it made me grateful to be retired and didn’t have to wear the stuff much anymore; once every 22 years is enough. By the way, does anyone have any really wide, really short, tie?

Corner News – Yup, every day is still a quest into the unknown here on the corner of Chaos and Mayhem. Thursday morning Marcia was the first to spot a 30’ tree branch laying on sidewalk and into the street.

I had a vision of me with my little pruning saw – the chain saw being in Canada.

About an hour later a city truck pulling a chipper drove by, backed up and two workers began the branch removal. I went out to thank them for their quick response. Guy smiled and told me that no one had called. They were on their way to an assigned job when they spotted our branch. He said that even though the tree was not on city property, the branch stuck out enough to hook it to the chipper. In under 10 minutes they were underway. Kudos to these two workers!

Then, last evening shortly after dinner the ‘team’ rolled in next door; 4 fire wagons, a chief’s car, ambulance on standby as was the ladder wagon. Whatever was going on next door cleared up in less than an hour. And this is how we introduced Kirstin to the corner of Chaos and Mayhem.

 Carolyn – Cathy’s mom passed away recently. This past week was her Celebration of Life, interment ceremony, and social gathering. Even after her passing Carolyn let it be known that she was still in charge. Spring Grove Cemetery & Arboretum is an extensive complex. Her service and gathering were held in adjoining spaces. Normally Spring Grove, at these events, manages providing the foods, etc.

However, Carolyn ever still in charge, had insisted that foods be catered by her favorite restaurant, the Oriental Wok at The Regency, a high-rise in our Hyde Park neighborhood. Our delightful plates were from, you guessed it, Oriental Wok.

Even her last goodbye made sure that all was in order:

“Did you close the garage door?”

Children’s Book Readings – Early on this week brother Art and I were talking. Don’t know what brought it on, but he said; “do you remember that as a child you were being read to?” I didn’t. Times were different in many ways.

However I do remember reading to our grand kids and every week while in town taking the ‘kiddos’ to the local library for “book hour” where a big part was the reading of a kid’s book.

Now as an adult and with adult eyes it’s fun to see that in the great children’s literature various levels of meaning are beautifully embedded.

During Carolyn’s final hours Cathy spent time with her and what better way than to read a child’s book, one with a wonderful meaning. Her choice to read to her mom? The “Grasshopper on the Road,” by award winning author Arnold Lobel.

The story has the grasshopper on a whimsical journey with a cheerful Grasshopper who discovers a beautiful path and encounters a world of very busy characters. Grasshopper doesn’t pine for their ‘exciting’ lives, he “remains content, enjoying each step of his journey without the need to rush. This charming tale celebrates the joy of simplicity and the beauty of embracing one’s own unique path.” (from Bookey)

Cathy closed the story she was reading to her mom with the piece about the worm living in an apple. In the story the apple fell and broke into pieces. Growing up, whenever something would go amiss the family refrain would be; “too bad worm”, playing on the worm in the story crawling out of the bad apple.

Now, as death neared and her body began to shut down, Cathy chose to review with her mother that old family favorite. Nearing the end Cathy envisioned her mom, remembering that child’s story, just like the worm crawling out of his broken home saying, “Oh never mind. It was old and it had a big bite in it anyway. This is a fine time for me to find a new house.”

For Carolyn, I believe this time with Cathy was a wonderful way for Cathy to acknowledge her mother’s love, the gift of contentment, wonder, satisfaction, and the beauty in pausing for special moments. Moments she had in her own life and had passed on to her children.

Graduation with hints of Polynesian highlights – Vaioleti did it! Graduation from Clark Montessori High School proved to be quite special. The event was held at the University of Cincinnati’s 5/3 Bank-Arena (Bearcats basketball). Aside from the typical Pomp and Circumstance played by the school’s jazz band the Steel Drum band played a number written by a previous graduate.

The graduating drum members left their seats and joined to play in the band one final time. At the end of the ceremony all 90+ graduates formed a circle for a candle lighting ceremony where, at the end, a large candle was lit as that flame moved over the Junior class, next year’s seniors.

Now came the fun. Under her gown Vai wore her Tongan wardrobe. Tevita had brought a Tapa for her to stand on, and people started placing Leis around her neck; strings of candy, live flowers, and money.

Then many were placed around school friends, even a security officer got leied. It really was a major highlight of the event.

This week’s Interlude – Is a piece that was played at Carolyn’s Celebration of Life. The audio is a minute from the piece played. Play it and without looking below, try to name the who sang and what played.

The singer’s name and song title are found below. Complete song can be found on Spotify and others.

Enjoy!

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

Travel, especially air travel, is producing more and more headache for passengers. Rules being adjusted, new ‘can’t do’ rules implemented. The latest is Southwest Airlines which announced; “today Southwest updated our internal policy banning ………………………… ”. What was it that Southwest announced?

1. 1. Be at the gate at least 25 minutes prior to boarding
   2. Refusal to purchase adjacent seat for extremely obese
   3. Over age 65 is seated in an emergency row seat
   4. Purchased food in a separate bag – item must be hand carried
   5. Any companion dog weighing in excess of 32 pounds
   6. For safety reasons, no ‘flip-flop’ footwear
   7. No self-powered accompanying robots

 Last week Bonus Points answer – # 4, 5, 9

Answer this week’s Interlude: The Prayer · Andrea Bocelli · Céline Dion, The Best of Andrea Bocelli – ‘Vivere’

“a Prom eve”

Happy Saturday Morning – This morning we’re on the edge of possibly turning the heat back on. What’s preventing me is that over the next few days it’ll be just shy of the 90-degree mark and I just know we can make it. In the meantime, I’ll pour another mug of steaming coffee – Marcia has already asked if my mug was empty (her way of ‘suggesting’ she was ready for a refill).

Looking forward – Marcia’s titanium hips are works of wonder and work beautifully. Struggling the most is balance. As we age staying ahead in the balance game becomes more and more of an issue.

With my brothers we work out together via a Zoom session twice a week, and have been at it faithfully since 2022. Aside from occasionally adding a newly discovered routine or dropping one used little we’re adding more stretching and balance activities into our workout bits. The loss of balance is a main cause of a slow downward spiral as we age.

All of this said working to improve balance has Marcia and I to an (almost) daily walk about the property. We should all make it a highlight in daily life.

Crown ‘Vic’ – Sometime during the last couple of weeks the last Crown Vic ‘Interceptor’ used in a police force went out of service. That model was probably produced at the height of America’s desire for having an everyman available massive sedan parked in their driveway.

I never owned one, yet I drove one regularly for a couple of years – enough of the puzzling? OK, for a while I was Police trained member of our local “Citizen’s on Patrol.” Mostly we walked our neighborhood, carried a police communication radio and had access to a parked at the station older Crown Vic Interceptor cruiser (blue lights changed out for amber lights). The last to get a bit further into the ‘hood.’

As an aside, I really enjoyed our volunteer work and based on the comments we received, often from residents living in the sketchiest part of urban (ghetto) areas. Often, as we walked about the streets, it was a voice from a porch or a handshake that I knew they too appreciated us being around.

Prom innovation – Last evening Vaioleti and her classmates were partying the night away on their senior prom. She outdid herself in the fancy-dress department and looked beautiful.

What made this Prom different is that the whole event, meal, dance, and party took place on a Riverboat – the Belle of Cincinnati tall stack paddle-wheeler. Next, you’ll ask me; “why does this make an evening with wild teenagers different?” Think it through.

• No running out to the parking lot to a stashed bottle of alcohol.
• Everyone is in a contained setting.
• The boat returns on schedule, and this establishes a framework for the event.

As being old enough, Marcia and I believe this Boat cruise to offer something different with views of lighted up city views from the river in a wonderful setting. We’re waiting for an update later this morning.

This week’s Interlude – Not a guessing game this week. Thought I’d just post this great song from one of my all-time favorite Soul and R&B singer; Clarence Carter. We lost him this week, aged 90 and blind since age one. And yes, his work on occasion could be a bit on the prickly side, this made it that much more real. Enjoy:

Now I best get involved seeing how Dinah and her Syracuse University rowing team is managing in the ACC (American Coast Conference) Rowing Championships. They are rowing against schools such as Stanford, Cal, Notre Dame, Louisvile (my alma mater), Duke, Virginia, and Miami.

Enjoy!

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

Last month it was King Charles III who addressed a joint session of the U.S. Congress. This session was one of only 11 where a monarch made such an address. Of this list, which three made more than a single presentation?

1. King Kalakauaa
2. King Juan Carlos I
3. Queen Beatrix
4. King Hussein I
5. Queen Elizabeth II
6. King Bhumibol Adulyadej
7. King Baudouin
8. King Mahendra
9. Queen Juliana

Last week Bonus Points answer – #1

“30 second Pitch”

Happy Saturday Morning – To all the mom’s, wishing you a very Happy Mother’s Day weekend.

Marcia received a Christmas gifted Bird Feeder from Kirstin, a clear plastic one I affixed on the bedroom window near some shrubs. Loaded it with Black-Oil Sunflower Seeds and, for two months, NOTHING!

This week when Marcia lifted her head off the pillow, there in the feeder, was a Cardinal. Since then, I too have seen the bird. SUCCESS!

Yesterday, as the morning coffee was still percolating was when I opened my mobile to check for any texts – family on the west coast tends to forget the 3-hour time shift – that was when I spotted a minutes old text from Jason here in town. And so it was that I learned that Cathy’s mom, Carolyn, had passed away during the early morning hours.

We were aware that her illness had no cure and her life on earth would end in a few short months. Carolyn, always the strong manager had said, ‘enough is enough’ and succumbed peacefully with family at her side. May her soul rest in peace.

With Cathy, Jason, Dinah, and Jim our arms Marcia and I embrace you, and strive to give comfort during the days ahead.

Pre the Civil War – Every so often I’ve strived to use these Ramblings to give you a bit of our local history, usually history not that common. This is one of those weeks.

Prior to the War between the States Cincinnati was the furthest southern and western major city. Cincinnati was Union and a bridge away it was Confederate territory. Although as the war loomed, both sides had contingencies loyal to their opposition, the net result was that this town became a major player in the Underground Railroad.

Harriet Beecher Stowe’s father was an abolitionist, and the young Harriet would sit on the stairs in the evening listening in as her father held ‘meetings’. This listening in led to her eventually writing the book every school child is expected to read; Uncle Tom’s Cabin. By the way, her house is just under a mile from where we live. Also, locally there are homes still occupied with basement ‘escape tunnels’ once built to allow unseen exit and start runaway slaves on their journey north.

Effects from the Civil War – I mentioned why this city was important during the war. Coupled with the Ohio River, several railroads and the Erie Canal made it a huge prize for both sides. These railroads feed the city; the place became a hub. For old-time railroad aficionados these included the Little Miami Railroad, Cincinnati, Hamilton & Dayton (CH&D), Ohio & Mississippi Railway, and the Marietta & Cincinnati (M&C) Railroad.

All this made sense to create a military recruiting, training, and medical post – thus Camp Dennison was born a little north-east of the city on open land. The camp’s medical section started with over 200 beds by using converted barracks. By 1862 it had grown to about 2,400 beds making it one of the largest Union hospitals treating civilians, wounded and injured soldiers, and even some Confederates.

From this beginning it is easily seen that the town became a medical hub with the effects still visible today. With numbers of medical folk settling here permanently, medical and even mortuary science schools quickly followed. Historically we can point back to that early start and today, depending on whether specialized care facilities such as a major eye surgery facility are included, there are approximately 25 to 35 hospitals and major medical centers. Personally, I’ve spent a number of hours at the CEI (the Cincinnati Eye Institute) and had major work done there. The local Cincinnati Children’s Hospital is rated number 1 in the nation and among the world’s best.

At our nearby Spring Grove Cemetery there exists a section dedicated to casualties from the Civil war. A number of these passed at Camp Dennison. These burials accelerated Spring Grove Cemetery and Arboretum into the stunning place it is today.

30-second pitch – Grand daughter Vai will graduate from Highschool in a few days. Her school, Clark, is a public Montessori specific school. As part of their graduation regimen, aside from the standard work completion and tests, they each have to prepare, and present, a senior project of their choice. A little over 90 graduates, a little over 90 projects. Think of a topic and it was probably presented.

So, the complete piece was written and handed to the teacher. A one-page visual describing in detail with drawings/text/ photographs the specific project was then printed in color on a 3-feet by 3-feet paper.

Now, here is where it got interesting. Thursday at 6:30 parents, siblings, friends, teachers and students all assembled on the school’s soccer pitch. On the pitch’s surrounding fencing each of the 3X3 papers was hung and each graduating student positioned themselves by their project. People walked around, looked, read what interested them and asked questions and a description – the 30-second sales pitch.

Vai told us later that she gave over 15 of these small talks. Her topic centered around the fact that ever-expanding tourism was detrimental to Hawaii – primarily in cost of property to the local native peoples, a looming freshwater shortage, and loss of natural vegetation and wildlife.

I loved the concept, loved the effort put in by the students, and loved the manner of presentation!

Kudos to Clark Montessori Highschool graduating Students and the Staff.

This week’s Interlude – I know, this music is best suited for a cold, snowy, winter ‘s afternoon or evening with a fireplace crackling as there being nothing better when reading a favorite book in such a setting. ‘Nothing’ plus a wonderfully pure voice and accompanying music as background. This mostly Folk, this singer fits that bill with her “pure and sultry” vocals, all without any of today’s devices and auto-tune.
The singer’s name and song title are found below. Complete songs can be found on Spotify and others.

Enjoy!

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

For over a decade it is that Amazon and its Prime delivery division have created an expectation that should we want most anything it can be delivered to your home by the next (or often the same) day. But for the better part of the previous century, it was Sears (and the ubiquitous Sears Catalog) which was the common ‘go to’ shopping experience. These are some of the stranger items found in the Catalog. Is this list correct?

1. Medical Electric Belts
2. Tombstones
3. Bees
4. Kit Houses
5. Worm Syrup
6. Asbestos Baking Sheets
7. Heroin
8. Vapor Cabinets
9. Apples

Last week Bonus Points answer – #1
Hope Sandoval vocalist, songwriter – Bavarian Fruit Bread: Around My Smile

“Memories this May”

Happy Saturday Morning – as you and I are sitting here lovingly enjoying these Ramblings and your first sips of morning coffee (or your Breakfast Tea) there are people who are on a different tack. Granddaughter Dinah rows for the Syracuse University, she is one of those; “on a different tack.”

Now that the academic year is finishing up, her dad asked her what she’s currently doing on a daily basis. Apparently, it’s get up, do some stretching, have breakfast, working out for 4 hours, eating lunch, then working out for another 4 hours. Much of the ‘work out’ time is on erg machines.

Last weekend they raced both The Ohio State University and the University of Michigan at U of M’s “Wolverine Double Dual” in Ann Arbor . Ohio in the morning where her 8-man boat won by seven seconds ahead of the Buckeyes. Then that afternoon was made complete with a thrilling, razor-thin, victory, racing to a 6:46.6 finish – just .3 seconds ahead of Michigan (that is POINT-three seconds for their win).

May 5, 1945 – This week, 81 years ago, was the official surrender of Germany. In the Netherlands two separate dates are observed as part of the remembrances of the events of World War II (not World War 11 as US Representative A.O. Cortez stated in a brilliant moment).

On May 4th there is Remembrance Day (Dodenherdenking) in the Netherlands which honors all those who suffered and were killed during the conflict – civilians and military. This is a somber day of reflection..

Then, May 5th celebrations in the Netherlands are festive with Liberation Day (Befrijdingsdag) the day where liberation from the occupation and a new freedom returned.

Memory #1 – Around the corner from my childhood home, Richardholstraat 7, is a main roadway acting as a ‘spoke’ coming from the city center, the Kuipersdijk. All I remember is my mother holding my hand and as we entered the Kuipersdijk it was filled with cheering and singing throngs. All along the curb were big, military trucks – each filled with Canadian soldiers; something I found out about sometime years later. It was a soldier who handed me a piece of fruit which thrilled me to no end.

Then, what I remember is getting really angry with my mother. She took the fruit away from me, that soldier had given it to me and not her. When we got home, she first peeled off that wonderful orange colored peel before handing it back to me. I had never seen an orange!

Memory #2 – Is of Arthur Seyss-Inquart, who served as the Reichskommissar (Reich Commissioner) for the German-occupied Netherlands from 1940 to 1945. He was captured after the war, convicted with other senior Nazis at the Nuremberg trials, found guilty and was hung. One of the few memories I have of those times is a memory from after things got back to normal when, as a tyke, my dad took me on a trip where we were able to tour Seyss-Inquart’s bunker. To my kid’s eyes and memories I remember it looking like a normal home with couch and chairs. What I really remember as being much more interesting is going into a nearby Nazi ‘pillbox’ with its massive gun still sticking out and silently pointing westward towards England.

A New Surgeon General – This I am making note of in no small part due to the number of health related events our family and extended family has dealt with just this year.

For week after week the name of Dr. Casey Means was ‘wrung’ over, debated, argued, maligned, until last week when her name was finally pulled as a candidate for our next surgeon General. So, who exactly is Casey Means? In short, she graduated from Stanford Medical School, trained as a head and neck (otolaryngology) surgeon at Oregon Health & Science University, dropping out after 4.5 years of her 5-year program. Consequently, she is not a board-certified surgeon.

Apparently, the reasons for dropping out were ‘burn-out’ with the system and disillusionment with the traditional healthcare system. In terminology I can understand, she tired of ‘fixes’ rather than going after the root causes.

I’ve read and listened to long-form interviews with her (and also her brother Calley). “Together they are, prominent in the “Make America Healthy Again” (MAHA) movement, advocating for systemic changes in the American healthcare system, focusing on root causes of chronic disease, and opposing corporate influence from the food and pharmaceutical industries.” Ai Overview

Knowing her MAHA interests made it not much of a shock that her name was pulled inside the walls in DC. Away from the major monies pouring in by lobbyists and the industries funding them. It’s sad that a brilliant person poised to make positive changes is stopped short by too many occupying the seats of power.

This text of Means opening testimony at her confirmation hearing:
“We are now the most chronically ill high-income nation in the world. We live shorter, sicker lives than peer developed countries. Today’s children are projected to live shorter lifespans than their parents. We spend trillions annually on reactive sick care; nearly 150 million Americans rely on federal healthcare programs; and we invest more than $50 billion each year in research—yet outcomes worsen and disparities widen. Our nation is angry, exhausted, and hurting from preventable disease. Rates of high blood pressure, many cancers, autoimmune conditions, type 2 diabetes, mental health disorders, dementia, neurodevelopmental challenges, and youth suicide have all increased in the past two decades.”

Fastest 2-minutes in Sports – will happen later today as a short 100 miles up the road the 152nd Kentucky Derby will be over and done for another year, all within in a mere 2 minutes.

Even living close by, I have never attended the Derby. It’s not because of the drive. For two school years I drove between the ‘Nati and The-Ville so the drive is not an issue. I have been at Churchill Downs and even walked on the track but never attended the main event. Then, I’ve been asked if during my bar tending years, had I ever made a Mint Julep? Yes, I have. But I’ve never had one – tasted yes, had one no.

All of these points to the fact that I really have no negative reason, somehow, I just never made the effort to be part of the main event. What is interesting about today’s running is that 18 of the 20 3-year-old thoroughbred entries were born in the Bluegrass State.

This week’s Interlude – This week I spent some time listening to a major ‘voice’ from the last century. The band delivered a wealth of music, had a frontman with a great voice, and a guitarist who delivered this solo (and wrote much of the piece). The guitar he plays is affectionately called Big Red and which he made with his dad. Oh, and during his ‘spare’ time this band’s guitarist got a PhD in Astrophysics. Also, he was knighted and appointed Commander of the British Empire (CBE).

Answer can be found below: band and guitarist names as well as the song from which this solo was taken at end of Ramblings. No Googling!

Enjoy!

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

What seems like it’s a few short years, the CD format was actually first introduced to the public in 1982. Which one of these developed the format:

1. Sanyo
2. Sony
3. Philips
4. Mitsubishi
5. RCA
6. A Starlink division
7. Sony & Philips jointly
8. Apple & Philips jointly
9. Apple

Last week Bonus Points answer – #1
Brian May guitarist for Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody guitar solo

“Sing a Song of Sixpence”

Happy Saturday Morning – as I am sipping on my fresh and glorious mug of Starbuck’s Pike Place coffee. While thus sipping, Dinah and her team members from Syracuse University women’s rowing team are in Ann Arbor, Michigan, for the Wolverine Double Dual. She’ll be going against Ohio State at 9:00AM and then against the University of Michigan at 1:00PM.

Were hoping we’ll get real-time updates since Marcia and I have on site representation – Jason and Cathy are there.

Should you spot a few ‘fat-fingered’ errors here and there, excuse me. For dinner last evening I set out to make fancy hamburgers for our dinner. These are only proper dinner fares if properly fitted with all the ‘bits’ that make it so, i.e. tomato slices, onion slices, greens, etc.

Here is where I ran into difficulty. I had a great looking red onion and proceeded to make some thin slices. It was while doing the slicing thing on my mandolin that I proceeded to move from just onion slices to add a slice of my right thumb.

I was impressed by the efficiency of the Tri-Health Urgent Care facility I got treated at, especially CNP Eliezar Agaran who ‘addressed’ the issue. My health record shows that I had my last tetanus shot back in 2017, so all is good. Now, let the healing begin.

Skyline: Sad Day in Naples – This week, after several decades, the one and only Naples Skyline Cincinnati Chili parlor is closing. It would not surprise me in the least if my Naples brother is wearing black garb as a sign of grief for the remainder of the month; this I see as an opportunity for all of his ‘Naples-Pink’ shirt collection to get a ‘deep’ cleaning.

George claims that the area where the parlor is located is in a transition area where new are replacing old and rents are increasing substantially, i.e. franchise ownership couldn’t keep up with the times.

Skyline: Happy Day in the ‘Nati – For a limited time most Skylines, by popular demand, will be bringing back the: the Skyline Dip Chilito. This ‘beast’ is a combination of a chilito and Skyline Chili dip — cream cheese, chili, cheddar cheese and Fritos wrapped in a flour tortilla.

Hum that ‘80s advert jingle; “Tumm-tum-tum”, for the rest of the day after eating.

Aging, a mind thing? – This week the Boston Marathon was run. As expected, the Kenyans won (both men’s and women’s). But that is not what this bit is all about. This piece of Rambling is about an event dating back to 1966 and fast forwarded to 2026.

Her name is Bobbi Gibb (born Nov. 1942). In 1966 running the marathon was a men’s only event. That year 24year old Gibb hid in some bushes near the starting line. After the starting gun fired, she dashed out and embedded herself into the throng – running the race unofficially.

The next year (1967) a change was made when Katherine Schwitzer was allowed to register and run (bib # 261). One hiccup, a course official spotted her and tried to physically get her off the course.

But Dirk, you say, this piece is about aging. True, therefore the reference Gibb. This year a statue was unveiled showing a female runner in honor of the occurrence in 1966 and the beginning of both men and women participating. Not only did Gibb do the unveiling, but it was also Gibb herself (an artist during her adult years) who designed and crafted the statue. Her age? Merely a young 83 years!

Duck Tape? – Ohio has some craziness, one of this is the annual Avon Duck Tape festival by Cleveland. At the other side of the state is the ‘Nati and we feed into the Avon Festival with our very own Duck Tape sculpture display in Washington Park across from Music Hall. This year, to celebrate our 250th anniversary the sculptures will be on view in Washington Park from May 8 to 18 as part of the Art Academy of Cincinnati’s annual “Duck Tape® at the Park” exhibition. All right, here we go…….

Testing the New – I had an idea. This week after months of minimal activity I did a solo 5K – with my earbuds in and music playing. That’s when it came to me, why not introduce the music I enjoy to my (at least 3 or so) readers. Introduce just enough (1-minute) to keep it legal and give a flavor of what I enjoy.

I’ll post the artist’s name and the song title at the bottom of the Rambling to first allow you to try and guess what you’re listening to. Likewise, if anyone has a favorite you’re dying to share send me a note by clicking below with the song title and I’ll research and get it. Then, rather than just a boring read you can sit with bated breath waiting for your music to appear.

I’ll ‘give it a go’ as my British friends would say and see if this Ramblings add-on should be something to keep.

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

This last week 41 years ago a new product was introduced. This new product became the worst marketing disaster of any new product to date. Which company introduced that disaster:

1. Coke
2. Anheuser Bush
3. Ford
4. General Motors
5. National Cash Register
6. 3M
7. IBM
8. Kodak
9. Hayes

Last week Bonus Points answer – #3
Music: Gerry Rafferty (Scottish, 1947-2011) – Baker Street

“Shilly Shally”

Happy Saturday Morning – So, last week we ran out of Peet’s coffee. Then out of the clear blue a couple of pounds of Starbucks Pike Place medium roast was delivered to our front door. What a delight!

Thanks a lot M & D (not to be confused with D & M).

Now some breakfast.

Today is Vili’s birthday and this afternoon we’ll join the gathering. Happy birthday guy. Remember this Japanese proverb: “The soul of a 3-year-old stays with them until they are 100”.

This week’s been a bit of a shilly shally business, did much of what I expected to accomplish, but nothing in a straight line. I keep hearing comments regarding the disarray of my little office. OK, it’s not complete but, at least to my eyes, serious efforts at a cleanup have begun.

Following instructions, I’ll quickly clip a few of the blooming Iris in our front yard. We’re supposed to get some rain and wind over the next few hours. Marcia wanted me to snip some and I’d let it slip. Amazing what a weather report can do for a ‘memory’ lapse.

Spotting Watches – Thursday evening Jason spent a little time with Marcia while I made a dash out. A bit earlier I had tuned in on the “Ronde van Vlaanderen” (Tour de Flanders). It’s a very prestigious 278KM (172 miles) bicycle race, stretches are on cobblestones and climbs approaching 20-degrees (the Koppenberg actually has a short 22-degree climb). This year’s race had the winner, Croatian Tadej Pogacar. Me? I was rooting for the Dutch rider, Mathieu van der Poel who came in 2nd and had won this race in 2024.

That is when Jason arrived and when I had to leave for a bit. Jason loves watches. Jason collects watches of specific note and interest.

These major bicycle races have a number of motorcycles, each with a videographer sitting on back. They swarm around, in and out, and between the riders. This is where Jason, our watch guy, spotted what one of these motorbikes caught; a closeup of van der Poel’s wrist and hand on the handlebars of his bike. It also caught a very clear closeup of the watch he was wearing.

When I returned, I asked for a race update. Instead I got a bit of a history on the watch van der Poel was wearing. I forgot the name Jason told me (it was not a Rolex), but I do remember the price of the thing. Jason had already scoured the internet found it. This rider, van der Poel, was in the thick of a 278KM race complete with many crashes and tumbles by riders all around him including a big group in the 175-rider peloton and he was wearing a $300,000 US dollar watch!

Did you catch that, $300,000!

Dinner – Well, not so much the dinner but food in general especially when preoccupied with just how good it tastes. I enjoy gherkins as a snack. You’ll see what I mean.

Marcia says there is no such thing as a ‘gherkin’: “they are just small pickles which I dislike and can’t eat.”

Now comes the dinner. Mid-week I prepared a Tuna salad placed on a bed of fresh Power greens along with wedges of 21-grain toast. Aside from a couple of dollops of mayonnaise my Tuna concoction included turmeric, mustard powder, cayenne, a dash of wood-barrel aged soy sauce, finely chopped onion, and are you ready? Included were several finely chopped gherkins.

Marcia LOVED our dinner!

Liminal: her Word of the day; Her expression showed a liminal hint of doubt before she answered as she was asked how she liked dinner.

Hereis a picture from Vai’s Steel Band concert at Eden Park last weekend (I’ve shared it with some family members – so pardon the duplicates).

You should possibly take note that yesterday was End ALZ Day.

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

This week I mentioned that our Jason collects watches. Building on the collecting theme, did you know that the Actor Tom Hanks collects typewriters? So, just how large is his collection? One answer is correct

1. 33
2. 250
3. 67
4. 118
5. 341

Last week answer – #3

“Not dead yet”

Happy Saturday Morning – The last of our Peets coffee beans went through the grinder yesterday. Plenty for a while so no worry.

Post surgery, Marcia is still getting stronger by the day and is back to eating heartily. Since the weather has turned it’s now a daily walk around the building. She has also persevered by walking from our place to Adrianne and Tevita’s, worked with Adrianne potting flowers, and then walked home.

And I should add that there is a daily up and down 15 times on the first step in our hallway. If she keeps it up, she’ll soon be a member of my Zoom exercise class.

These days, being home is the norm. As part of that, Marcia and I – as mentioned last week – are watching a lot of sports. This week it was both women’s and men’s bicycling, especially the Tour de Flanders. Having done a fair bit of bicycle touring during my early years on rides such as Michigan’s DALMAC and Indiana’s Hilly Hundred, I am stunned with these racers standing on the pedals and managing slopes as steep as 20-degrees. Oh, did I mention that much of the Flander’s race is on cobblestone roadways?

Then track and field events are fun, especially the short fast races, High Jumps, and the Steeplechase events with hurdles and water jumps. Yup, great viewing.

But we have a winner! Marcia and I are totally hooked on an event held in the UK. These are the Pre-War Vintage Roadster automobile races. Track used is F1 style complete with corners, chicanes, and straight runs, even with a mandatory pit stop and driver change. Just watching these sputtering old machines rumble and roar, running on skinny tires and sliding through the turns – it’s LOVELY!.

Bitcoin – I should ‘fess up in that this is not really a dissertation (Rambling) about bitcoin, it’s more a lead-in to the wonderful cartoon below.

Having said that, last week I read that investigative journalist John Carreyrou, whose previous reporting led to the downfall of Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes, might have uncovered the person behind the search for the identity of Bitcoin creator Satoshi Nakamoto (the name is believed to be a pseudonym).

Carreyrou spent 18 months digging through thousands of decades-old internet postings in search of Bitcoin’s creator and now suggests that – drum roll please – prominent Cypherpunk movement figure from the 1980s Adam Black as being the person behind Bitcoin.

Artemis II – With Marcia climbing in the ‘sack’ early on I had the opportunity to watch the return and splashdown of Artemis II. The whole event was pretty awesome.

I got a bit of a chuckle when the radio signal wasn’t cooperating and so the recovery ship couldn’t spot them. Awesome, travel for hundreds of thousands of miles without a hiccup to then be stymied when within the distance of a ‘stones’ throw. No worry, it all worked out.

A Perfect Quotation – Artemis II pilot Victor Glover responding to a reporter asking about skin color “I hope we push that one day…it’s about human history, humanity, NOT ‘black history,’ not ‘women’s history,’ but that it becomes human history!“

Sasse – Ben Sasse, age 54, University President, father of three, church involved, historian, taught at Yale, 2-term US Senator from Nebraska, stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer patient, partaker in a protocol at MD Anderson in Houston, and a prognosis of having three or four months of life; “Thanks for having me.”

This week in the New York Times I ran across a long-form interview between interviewer Ross Douthat and Ben Sasse which I couldn’t put down – I devoured it. Sasse, as a human being and as he showed during his time in the US Senate, presents as an absolute quality person. His views on life and death, politics and religion, marriage and children, and the passage throughout this fragile period we call ‘life’ are deep and insightful. All of this presented without being morbid.

As President of the University of Florida he set in motion a program, the Hamilton Center, which strives to again make Liberal Arts rigorous, useful, and an integral part of the academic experience.

Quotation from Ben Sasse reason for the Hamilton Center: ”We should be preparing the mind and the character for all of the various vocations and callings in life — and to be prepared for the first job, but also for the third job in an industry that doesn’t even exist yet and won’t for 15 or 20 years.
“So, we need a lot more rigor. We need a lot more both/and.”

Vaioleti – how time flies. In a month she’ll be graduating from Highschool and start preparations to begin studies at the University of Cincinnati. Meanwhile, her weekends are busy with her job at the Cincinnati Zoo.

In the meantime, since it’ll also be the end of her four years as a member of the Clark Montessori High school’s Steel Drum Band, the band with the seniors still part will be performing a final time this Sunday. Any readers who are local and are interested? The performance will be in Mt. Adam’s Eden Park at the Seasongood Pavilion which hosts outdoor concerts tomorrow – Sunday afternoon.

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

Last evening Artemis II returned safely with its crew of four. Question, with swings around the earth to then ‘slingshot’ past the moon, loop the moon a bit and return to earth. Question, which of the following are the miles flown NASA claims as being correct? One the correct.

1. 695,082 miles
2. 252,756 miles
3. 694,481 miles
4. 1,107,582 miles
5. 549,441 miles

Last week answer – #1

Ranka

Happy Saturday Morning – Last night Marcia and I had a delightful hand-folded Potsticker dinner with a choice of two sauces, Yee-mama’s: Scallion Sweet Soy or Garlic Sweet Soy. The whole ‘kit-and-kaboodle’ I purchased at Findlay Market last Sunday. As a bonus Marcia got a dish of French with real-vanilla ice cream for dessert. The net result being that she was in bed well before 7.

This allowed me to watch a little TV along with some Tortilla Chips and chunky Salsa.

All the above set the stage for a solid and restful sleep. So now this morning, I am looking forward to the coffee to finish brewing even more than usual. Let’s get started!

Another reason I’m glad to be in a condo.

The War – is chugging along. Competing with NASA‘s Artemis II manned moon mission launched early Wednesday evening was a Nation-Wide address by President Trump on the status of the Iran war.

Sometime during last month I read a description of a wartime fistfight which, at least for a while, brough both battling sides to a complete standstill. Here are the details in short form.

The Confederate and Union Armies were ‘duking’ it out at the Battle of the Wilderness on May 5, 1864, in Saunders Field, Virginia. To avoid the flying bullets, a Union and a Confederate soldier had both jumped into a gully.

These two guys, alone together got to argue as to who had captured the other. Soon ‘words’ were exchanged and it was decided to go onto the open road and hold a “regular fist and skull fight” — a hand-to-hand duel where the winner would take the loser prisoner.

Next thing you know, all fighting ceased, guns stopped, and nearby men from the Union and Confederate army gathered to watch. HistoryFacts reports that; “According to Confederate soldier John H. Worsham’s account, the Confederate soldier quickly subdued the Union man, who then surrendered as agreed.”

US Grant at the Battle of the Wilderness

HistoryFacts also report that Worsham who reported the ‘mini-truce’ much later while giving a talk, was a Confederate.

I believe it would have been a hoot had President Trump inserted this 1864 bit of fighting war history into the current Iranian fracas speech.

April Fools Quotation – “The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” Mark Twain, from “Pudd’nhead Wilson and Other Tales”

Ranka – I got reminded what a wonderful thing the mind is. While the kids stayed the early evening with Marcia and I had the opportunity to head out for a three or so mile hike.
Cutting through neighboring St. Bernard I spotted a young family enjoying a children’s playground park, mom, dad, a couple of ‘kiddos’, and a dog.

It was the dog!

In a nano second, I was transported to my years as a toddler in the Netherlands. Neighbors had a dog (not many around due to the war years) which fascinated me. It was what I now know was a Welsh Wire-Haired Terrier they called “Ranka”.

For many years, oh say seventy or more, the name ‘Ranka’ hadn’t crossed my mind. Now here in little St. Bernard, there playing was a rust-red with black Welsh Terrier and ‘WHAMO’, the name Ranka sat front and center. As I said, the mind is a wondrous thing.

Black Box Theater – is alive and well here in the ‘Nati. For 28 seasons Know Theater of Cincinnati has existed, founded by a troupe called the Tribe. The performances located in a theater in the heart of the Over the Rhine area have brought original, cutting edge, theater to life.

Last weekend Kirstin was in town. It also happened that the Know Theater was introducing original World Premiere by Derek J. Snow called; The Ravenside Occurrence. What made this even more interesting is the fact that Derek Snow happens to be the father of a 10# ‘child’ named ‘Spud’ and that our Kirstin was the mom.

What?!

Here’s the story. Snow and Kirstin were classmates at the city’s School for the Creative and Performing Arts (SCPA). I believe it was in economics class at SCPA where the idea of experiencing what all it takes to raise and manage a family took place. Students formed pairs, had to buy a 10# bag of potatoes, decorated this ‘baby’ in swaddling clothes and cart it around for an extended period of time while recording all of it.

Hence, we have Derek and Kirstin the parents of ‘Spud’. Now around 30 years later, whenever these two catch up the first question asked is “how’s Spud?”

You might be asking two things. First, was the play any good? Yes, it was wonderful. Set in late 1800s in a village outside of London. It revolves around four women, escapees from a facility called Bedlam who hole up in an old, abandoned gathering place remembered by one of them. It’s a gripping tale of hauntings and family.

Second, did Spud’s ‘parents’ get to meet again? No, they did not. Our decision to go was at the last minute and Snow was at another event. What actually did happen was some busy and fun back and forth texting between those two.

Me, in the role of Spud’s grandfather had a lovely evening at the Theater. We also brought Spud’s uncle Jason, while aunty Cathy stayed at the condo for a chat-up evening with Marcia.

Dinah Update – The Syracuse University’s Rowing program has a total of 48 women athletes in their program. This past weekend Dinah was on one of the three 8-crew boats sent to the invitational regatta at Rutgers in New Jersey. They came second to Rutgers.

But, here is what’s new. Syracuse’s nationwide coaches’ rankings just moved the program from being ranked 12th nationally to 9th place. Second, it was suggested to Dinah that she boost her daily caloric intake to 6,000 calories. Not an easy task for a vegetarian.

Good grief!

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

Probably beginning with a game you received when you were just entering Kindergarten had you play a game which contained dice. It appears that the idea of and subsequent creation of dice goes back a long way. Which is the correct answer?

1. Indigenous people in US invented dice over 12,000 years ago
2. Vikings, dice were found tucked in a sunken Viking long-boat.
3. China, archeologists found dice by a watchtower at the great wall.
4. Uncovered graves of sacrificed children in Tenochtitlán, Mexico contained dice
5. A trove of fancy Dice is kept at Versailles, France.

Last week answer – #4

the Long and the Short

Happy Saturday – Me coming straight out of the gate; “please don’t ever get me a coffee mug like this one!”

Thanks.

Ok, let the Ramblings get started.

It’ll be a bit short due to a short/quiet week, and today I’ll be running around.

Never before – Yesterday afternoon I got involved in an absolute, without question, very first.
Kirstin was scheduled to arrive in town on a 3:47 arrival time flight.

I left for the airport at 2:50 and the 20-25 or so minute drive to the place. As one who enjoys seeing aircraft this would allow me to park at a ‘nearly’ secret spot almost exactly alongside the main runway immediately across from the spot where the landing gear touches down and watch for a bit. Perfect!

Here is what really happened. Just past the exit where I-74 peels away from I-75 all the lanes ground to a halt. I mean, complete stop, with an every so often inch or two forward.

But hey, I live in the 21st century and I have GPS. The GPS advised that sitting in traffic where I was was still the quickest route to the airport, 31 minutes.

I believed the GPS, even when it moved the ‘needle’ from 31 minutes to 37.

Reaching a point where it would be impossible to try and get off I-75 to find an alternate route and a subsequent river crossing would be even more problematic. I was left with little to no choice.

Without milking this story any further, let me just blurt out that the drive to the airport took exactly TWO HOURS! Much of it sitting dead still in six lanes of traffic. Never saw a reason for it other than too many vehicles on too few lanes. TWO HOURS is now my fifty year’s first and absolute record for airport travel.

Could it be that everyone experiencing the higher priced gas now wanted to check as to the exact dollar difference this was making?

Opening Day – Last Thursday was our unofficial city holiday, Red’s Opening Day. But that’s not what I wanted to mention, it was the weather. Opening day was 81 degrees with blue skies and perfect sunshine.

This day was ‘bookended’ by 40 degree windchilled days.

All of this is so typical of our Springtime weather patterns. In fact, we are the weather equivalent of what the Bering Sea is to open ocean sailing.

Quotation – “The earth is rude, silent, incomprehensible at first, Nature is rude and incomprehensible at first,
Be not discouraged, keep on, there are divine things well envelop’d.” Walt Whitman, Poet (who died March 26, 1892)

d’Artagnan – A stone’s throw from home is Xavier University. The mascot for the University whose teams are referred to as ‘The Musketeers’ is one of the three musketeers, d’Artagnan All made popular by Alexandre Dumas’ 1844 novel “The Three Musketeers.” In fact, in front of the school’s arena, Cintas Center, stands a life-sized statue of d’Artagnan.

Now it seems that possibly the remains of d’Artagnan (whose birth name was; Charles de Batz de Castelmore), and who was a member of France’s Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV royal bodyguard has been found. He served before being killed in the 1673 siege of Maastricht in the Netherlands.

Recently during a church renovation in Maastricht was found a skeleton under what had been the altar. Everything points to d’Artagnan including the chest-high markings of a bullet wound. Currently a DNA analysis is happening.

I’ve loved the Dumas book, live near the home of the ‘Musketeers’, and have serious Dutch roots, so yes this whole bit interests me.

Quotation on Home Life – Marcia can make “Oh Dirk, can you come here please?” sound absolutely terrifying.

Starting the Day – Not long after breakfast I’ll get going on a grocery shopping venture. Then at 11 I’ll be meeting up with Cathy at Findlay Market for fresh fruit and veggies, plus fresh (still warm) fancy bread and maybe some cheese.

While I am doing that Marcia will get ‘coiffured’ by Kirstin.

The weekend is off to a good start.

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

The spotlight this week in Bonus Points mentions several women in US history who helped expand the idea of participation in civic life. One should not be on the list

1. Sojourner Truth
2. Abigail Adams
3. Eleanor Roosevelt
4. Florence Welch
5. Carrie Nation
6. Rosa Parks

Last week answer – #5

Chicane

Happy Saturday – I might as well admit that after watching Shaun, I am still snorting in my coffee.

For years I’ve had a thing for Shaun-the-Sheep animation videos – LOVE them! Once again, I just had to watch Shaun as he spotted an opportunity to do an Irish Dance. It was St. Patrick’s Day after all. Here is a snippet:

Chicane – In reality, my week was one strong (i.e. uneventful) straight line. Marcia, physically, is getting stronger. We’ve had daily walks around the building, and we’ve also started heading towards the nearby side street. Having said that, I felt that I had to get started on adding a curve or two onto that ‘straight’ line.

Add, that our pantry was getting low on food stuff, and that as yet I can’t leave Marcia to her own wiles. It was Adrianne who came up with the idea. Marcia loves Aldi’s as her go to grocery place. Soooo, yesterday I quickly set up an Aldi account. She and I worked on a list of grocery items. I placed the order and selected a two hour out pick-up time window.

With a little cajoling I managed to talk Marcia to join and take a grocery pick-up drive with me. The drive magically included a few twists and turns through a couple of nearby neighborhoods and then ended up at the local Aldi. Minutes later they loaded the groceries in the car and home we went.

By 7:00pm last night she was in bed. The ‘adventure’ tired her out and that was a good thing.

Afroman – This week in the rural county adjacent to ours, Adams County, a trial was settled. Settled in favor of free speech and the right to mock. The whole business blew across the ‘media-sphere’. From CNN to NPR, from the NY Times to the LA Times, it was all wild times. Our radio was filled with an Afroman rap called; “Moma’s Pound Cake” featuring a leering Deputy in on the Police raid on Afroman’s home eyeing the glass covered Moma’s Pound Cake that was sitting on the kitchen table, all while carrying an AK style rifle.

Rapper Afroman said this after winning the Police Deputies’ lawsuit; “I got the right to kick a can in my backyard, use my freedom of speech, turn my bad times into a good time yes, I do, and I think I’m a sport for doing so, because I don’t go to their house, kick down their doors, flip them off on their surveillance cameras, then try to play the victim and sue them.”

Fun times. A massive ‘thank-you-very-much’ for Free Speech!

Racing – I’ve mentioned that my week was quite linear and that I needed a chicane to break up the time.

So, instead of only watching a long line of British vintage, sports, and touring car races, and Paris to Nice bicycle races, which I did, I watched some races held at the Goodwood Festival in West Sussex, England.

Among the races held at Goodwood was one comprised of over thirty early MG-B sports cars. Many years ago, I owned one. My MG-B I never fully restored but got running well enough to drive back and forth the 100 miles to Louisville and back a few times when I was working on my degree.

Aah, for the memories, memories of throwing that little shifter and punching the accelerator, cleaning the spoke wheels, messing with the dual Stromberg carburetors, even pulling the clutch successfully. The electric fuel pump though was a piece of misery.

Quotation on Time – “Time is what happens when nothing else happens” Richard Feynman (1918 – 1988) American theoretical physicist known for pioneering work in quantum electrodynamics.

But, there had to be more than just watching vintage car races. With that in mind I started on some of the thinking of one Dr. Jim Al-Khalili (Sep 20, 1962) Iraqi-British theoretical physicist on the subject of Time. It’s not that I am some sort of a nerd that I came across his thinking. It’s just that Al-Khalili is frequently seen as a broadcaster in the UK on a subject I find interesting.

Also, he’s got a number of YouTubes and an uncanny ability to make the difficult sensible to a ‘bloke’ such as me. I’ve attached an interview I thought you might find interesting (be prepared, it’s a solid hour plus long).

Irish goodbye – Mid week it was the day where most everyone became Irish for the day. Is it just me or am I correct in that we in the USA have the uncanny ability to take any type of event, historical, religious, or one the English and Canadians refer to as “Bank Holiday” and turn it into a major money grab. Anyway, hope you had a fine St. Patrick’s Day.

Life is AMAZING!

Dirk

BONUS POINTS:

The Secret Service has a fascination with the use of code names when referring to the president, vice president, their family members. The following names are the code names of several first ladies. All are correct except for one. Which name was never used as a Secret Service code name for a first lady.

1. Muse
2. Dancer
3. Rover
4. Sunnyside
5. Auntie
6. Lace

Last week answer – #5